Thursday, March 22, 2012

My Faces obsession comes and goes, and right now it's definitely on. Here's a fun clip from 1971 -- ostensibly it's Rod Stewart as a solo artist doing "Maggie May" on Top of the Pops, but all the boys are up there miming along. (I think only Ron Wood may have played on the actual song.)

Ron and Ronnie Lane's guitars aren't even plugged in, and toward the end they start playing soccer.

Oh, and who's the mandolin "player"? Why are they all drawing attention to him when he seems so reluctant to be there? Because he's BBC Radio 1 DJ John Peel, already a shy legend.


Friday, July 8, 2011

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Chatbot Fun!

Every once in a while a sex chatbot -- sexbot? -- tries to contact me on AOL Instant Messenger. It -- she? -- hijacked the AIM account of a guy I used to work with years ago.

He's about 220 pounds with a beard. I don't think the sexbot is.

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Here's a transcript of today's conversation:

bblock26 is available 2:49 pm
Online: 1m
drunk and lookin for fun :p Comment28s ago
bblock26 2:49 pm
hello

Paul Wagenseil 2:49 pm
oh hello chatbot. how's the weather in cyberspace?

bblock26 2:49 pm
Hey whats up? 21/f here you

Paul Wagenseil 2:50 pm
awesome. what do you think of the anthony w. political scandal?

bblock26 2:50 pm
ah alright... sorry i can be forgetful sometimes...

Paul Wagenseil 2:50 pm
that's okay. what day of the week is it where you are?

bblock26 2:51 pm
i just got done working out & taking a shower...i'm feeling a little horny

Paul Wagenseil 2:51 pm
have you had anything to eat? my mother says it's best to have a healthy meal after exercise

bblock26 2:52 pm
;)

Paul Wagenseil 2:54 pm
that's nice. make sure you turn on the air conditioning, but not too high -- you could catch a cold

bblock26 2:55 pm
sooo.... what's up you feel like having a little fun?

Paul Wagenseil 2:55 pm
sure! would you like to play charades?

bblock26 2:56 pm
well i have a cam.. Do you wanna watch me play with pussy while talking to you ;)

Paul Wagenseil 2:57 pm
that depends. is your cat neutered?

bblock26 2:57 pm
k well.. click http://mylittlepeepshow.com/acceptinvite?=5508 then click the green "accept invite" button... fill out your info.. Dont worry it's FREEE.. just give it a few seconds to load..

Paul Wagenseil 2:58 pm
all right -- will it work on a Windows 95 PC? I've got only 640 x 480 resolution on my screen

bblock26 2:59 pm
i use this site to play on cam cuz i dont wanna be recorded!!.. this site doesnt allow people to record me :-P

Paul Wagenseil 3:01 pm
that's okay, my radio shack cassette player broke last month and i can't find anyone to fix it

bblock26 3:01 pm
credit card is just to verify your age gotta make sure you're over 18 before i get to show you my pussy or ass qt.

Paul Wagenseil 3:01 pm
do you take money orders?

bblock26 3:02 pm
there's no $$ involved!!

Paul Wagenseil 3:02 pm
oh i see. well then can i just show you a driver's license to prove my age? it works at the Kit Kat Lounge

bblock26 3:03 pm
i'm 26

Paul Wagenseil 3:03 pm
cool, then you can buy me drinks

bblock26 3:03 pm
Well if you need any help ill be getting ready for you.. ;x i can't wait to show you my body.. so please hury!..

Paul Wagenseil 3:04 pm
do you have to be somewhere?

bblock26 3:05 pm
let me know when you get in so i know it's you :)

Paul Wagenseil 3:05 pm
sure. i'll be the guy wearing the cap that says THERE'S ONLY 10 KINDS OF PEOPLE -- THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND BINARY AND THOSE WHO DON'T

bblock26 3:06 pm
im wearing almost nothing lol

Paul Wagenseil 3:07 pm
that's understandable -- it's a real scorcher out there!

bblock26 3:07 pm
you in yet?? im really horny for you now.

Paul Wagenseil 3:08 pm
not yet i've got to adjust my hairpiece and my truss

bblock26 3:08 pm
what's taking you so long im dripping wet waiting for you...

Paul Wagenseil 3:09 pm
oh honey towel off you'll catch cold!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Whatever you think of Christine O'Donnell, the GOP's candidate for the open Delaware U.S. Senate seat, this is just sleazy. Sorry Gawker -- your justifications fail.

http://gawker.com/5674353/i-had-a-one+night-stand-with-christine-odonnell
Nifty little site here about the music I enjoyed listening to as a prepubescent dork: http://www.synthpunk.org/